and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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