so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
is wine microwaveable?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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