Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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