love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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