Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize