I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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