Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.