You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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