Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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