I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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