I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
