didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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