But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
