Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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