i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Text me some of your sweat
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