they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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