i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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