Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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