From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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