why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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