check it out our google latitudes are spooning
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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