Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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