Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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