Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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