How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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