Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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