well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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