plz talk dirty to me
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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