YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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