that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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