a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.