Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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