i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
It's just like the Real World with babies
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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