Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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