They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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