omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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