I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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