it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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