if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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