your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize