Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
my nose is crying tears of wow.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
