great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Let's get the cat blown out
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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