I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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