new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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