i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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