You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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