I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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