SEEEEXXX PLEASE
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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