so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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