Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
