had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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