i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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