You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
There r osticjed everywhere
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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