I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Randomize
