oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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