Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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